"My Guitar Lessons? Momma was stingy with the rhythm busy end"

"Guitar Lessons Momma was stingy with the rhythm busy end"

Folks keep saying learn a instrument and you wouldn't need the AI for Artist Samples/ Demos..

"Learn an instrument"!

Listen, Calm down "Steven". I'm trying.. But, learning an instrument still doesn't negate my singing disability.. (Completely different level of hell)

Because I do wanna be 100% transparent with my friends here,

I haven't like full on committed.

By that I mean I try but dang..

This girls got no rhythm.

I know what good sounds like and lord have mercy- It ain't happening!

I already know what some folks might think reading this..

"It takes practice"..

Yup, you right!!

And again I'm still in the school of though- I ain't fixn to lie to y'all.

I just don't have it in me.. Hell- I'm 57 years old..

At my age I aint even buying green bananas.

I just wanna write my songs, and do Ma stuff. Ya feel me..

My Momma blessed me with the talent of writing. But, she sure was stingy with the rhythm busy end.

I s'pose the very best way I can describe to y'all how my self taught guitar lessons are going is the scene from "The Jerk" (For those of you who are not old enough to remember that movie I'll insert one of the scenes here.) And if you have'nt seen The Jerk.. Oh lawdy you're missing out. I still belly laugh throughout the entire Gas station scene.

This clip is 100% my rhythm DNA.